I asked Drew what we should do this afternoon. Choices were plentiful and all loads of
fun. I suggested the pool, Jump Street
(the trampoline place), a scavenger hunt, art projects, play outside, bike
ride, hide and seek, see Ice Age, etc., and he interrupted me to say, “I want
to go to Target.”
My kids are not normal.
Yes, I know the apples don’t fall far from the tree. But I think they bounced around a bit and
got a little mushy inside.
The kids asked about play dates with their friends but I told
them I wanted to hang with them. I was
gone for five nights in Vegas and now I’m leaving next week for five days in
Dublin. They didn’t seem impressed until
I told them Dublin is where they make Lucky Charms. Sorry General Mills and Minneapolis, but the
imagination is sometimes more important than the facts. Now the boys care. A tiny bit.
Although Drew asked about Target again.
See Minneapolis? You still get
some props!!
This trip is a nice perk of the job. Working in advertising is fun as it is and
when vendors serve up a reward like this, I’m grateful that I run an ethical,
fair and cool company. Some clients get
invited on free trips because they spend millions of dollars We do that in some mediums, but this vendor
invited me because we don’t ask for stuff and are fun.
So I scored a free trip to Dublin for two. Who do I bring? I ended up asking my buddy
Jeff because he is Dublin handsome and will be a good wingman. I hear the redheaded lassies in Ireland can
be quite a handful. Funny since the gals
around here found out about the trip how many reminded me how much fun they
would have been. Geez, so it takes a
free international vacation to get laid?
When I was giving info to the travel planner and said I’d be
with Jeff, she asked if I wanted a smoking or non-smoking room. I of course chose non. Then she asked if I wanted one king bed or
two queens. I laughed and said, “C’mon! I’m bringing a guy named Jeff to a country
that outlawed homosexuality as recently as the 90’s.” She laughed and said she of course didn’t
know how I roll. I said I only roll with
the ladies and Jeff is married so lets do two queens (we can always push the
beds together – haha, kidding!).
I hear the weather will be 50s-60s and wet. Who cares!
This is gonna be awesome. I
searched for some bloggers in Dublin and reached out to them for
recommendations. I already got a few
great responses and plan on repaying them with pints of Guinness if they are up
for meeting us at a local pub. This
research led to finding a band called Rubberbandits and their song Horse
Outside. YouTube it. Now I keep singing it and have had to bleep
myself in front of my kids. I hate
bleeping myself in front of my kids!!
Somehow in my quest to play with the kids and avoid going to
Target, the boys have been watching a cartoon and I was writing this. Time to end both of these activities and um,
go to Target. I need a rain jacket for
Dublin!!
Enjoy your trip! Sounds great!
ReplyDeleteOoh, get one of those little plastic rain caps too! You'll need one!
ReplyDelete"Geez, so it takes a free international vacation to get laid?" Well, no, but let's be honest. It's a great freaking start.
ReplyDeleteDid you actually buy a rain jacket? Jesus wept. That's not right. Enjoy yourself and the weather. Aside from the people, the architecture, the history, the booze, and the hot Irish guys the weather is my favorite! Have a pint for me!
Soooo jealous, I love Dublin - and so will you, have fun!
ReplyDeleteI'm still not sure what taking Jeff has to do with your lack of laying?
ReplyDeleteThis may just be one of those vicious rumors going around, but I'm pretty sure those Irish lassies have vaginas too. Not just American women. *shrug* But what do I know? I've never made it out of North America.
LOLOL! I just read Kellie's comment and I concur! And take a picture of you in it standing in the Dublin rain.
ReplyDeleteI love that you're taking your bud, and that he'll be a great wingman, but you *do* see the irony in the "Queen" bed remark, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteA true sign I've way too many gay BFFs.
Enjoy and report back. Please. And thank you.
@eva: Ok I will!
ReplyDelete@kellie: And yellow rubber boots?
@angie: Apparently it's not cool to avoid getting wet in the rain. Dayum. I gotta work on my Dublin street cred already!
@lulu: I will report back to you how much fun it was.
@vapidvixen (twice): Have you met Jeff? He could be a total cock-block. Actually, I could benefit greatly from his moronic sense of humor. I'll just stand there quietly and the redheaded lassies with vaginas will default to me. And I like how easily you get amused at the idea of me wearing ridiculous things.
@christine: Haha! Those aren't pillows!!
Dublin is awesome! Definitely in my top 3 cities of the world.
ReplyDeleteYou should submit this post to Dude Write... it is the perfect fit!
@youngman: Do you have any 'must-do' recommendations for Dublin? I'll check out Dude Write soon - I think I read one of Six Fingered Monkey's gigs over there. He is great - I've been reading his blog for a few years.
ReplyDeleteOMG! You're straight???!!!
ReplyDeleteYes the ginge' lasses can be a bit tough to handle at times. Good idea to take a wingman.
ReplyDeleteLove the part about pushing the beds together. It might be recommended if you are jumping on them like a couple of 10 year old kids. lol
Have a great time!