Monday, September 26, 2011

The Old Man and his Great Challenge


The old man shuffled toward me in the dim morning light.  The years creasing the skin of his face couldn’t quite mask the look of utter bewilderment and fear in his eyes.  His brow was furrowed as a shaky arm reached out toward me, slowly and unsteadily. 

I took a half step back and to the side of the large garbage can and noticed he was holding something in his quivering arthritic fingers.  His feet never left the floor as his raggedy slippers moved him along at a snail’s pace that somehow also displayed a great sense of urgency.

I wondered if he had an important revelation to share with me from all his meditating he had been doing in the dark.  His focus and yet glassy eyed look of a madman made me worry about what kind of morbidity was terrorizing his mind.

And then as his arm reached higher, all the way to his waist level, I could see he was straining with the weight of the world on his hunched over shoulders.  His hand reached out impossibly closer toward me on his painful quest.

I looked from his doomed grey eyes to his hand and felt the carcass of a lost soul envelope the room.  The ancient man had something to say of great importance.  I braced myself for what I already knew as I saw the banana peel in his grasp.

“Son, what should I do with this?”

I looked from the banana peel to the large garbage can standing between me and my father.  I so badly wanted to tell my daddy exactly what he could do with his old banana peel.  As I looked him in the eye and he held the trash closer to me yet, I coolly stepped on the lever of the garbage can that lifts the lid.

Like a standoff in the old West, neither of us moved nor was a word spoken.   Then the old man’s arm lowered along with his head and he continued his shuffle for the extra three and half feet to the garbage pail.  He resignedly dropped the banana peel in the can.

“Good job, Dad.”  I rolled my eyes and continued to make my kids lunch for school while being sure they were fed for breakfast, getting dressed, brushing their teeth, getting their homework in order not to mention getting myself ready for work for after I dropped them off in the next ten minutes. 

As I toiled in the rising sun, I saw my dad slowly making his was back to his dark bedroom, like an old gunslinger without a sidekick to take care of him.  My mom was in the shower and therefore was unavailable to throw out his banana peel for him. 

I gave the old man an old West whistle and herded my kids off to school, banana peel deposited in the garbage can and father back in bed for a nap.  He had an exhausting morning.

31 comments:

  1. Yes! I could totally picture the whole thing and the wild west whistle? Now it just keeps playing through my head over and over again. Annoying to be sure, but at least it's not Taylor Swift.

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  2. That's going to be you someday.

    *Evil laugh*

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  3. Oh. My. God. I hate to give you the satisfaction, but that was so effin funny. I laughed so hard.
    I will laugg even harder, when, like Mandy says, that is you someday. You're lookin at your future. So yuck it up, cowboy.

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  4. I'm totally picturing him pulling the banana out of a holster he had in his robe and twirling it around his fingers before putting it back. Quick draw, Chiquita-style. You know that's what he did before he ate that thing.

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  5. I'm with Mel on this one. That and you're seeing your future! Sorry!

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  6. I'm with Mel on this one. That and you're seeing your future! Sorry!

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  7. I could see it all. The frailty -- and the baggage -- came through. Really well written.

    Pearl

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  8. I plan to be like myself but with extra urine

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  9. @momo: Like your boobies!

    @vapidvixen: You can use your new prop from the vlog as your weapon and have a wild west showdown at high noon in your kitchen with your friend. And then maybe you two could have a pillow fight vlog.

    @mandy: Please don't remind me of this.

    @dawn: Sometimes my parents teach me what not to do. There is hope that I will not become everything I see from my parents.

    @mel: I don't think he is that smooth anymore. Did I mention I don't even know where he got the banana? I was out. I think he hoarded food from the hotel breakfast they had the day before when they were on their road trip. I bet they took rolls and lots of packets of sweetener too.

    @eva: You could do worse than be with mel.

    @pearl: Nice new pic. I thought you were a different Pearl for a split second but then you sounded like the Pearl I know and of course you are.

    @baldy: That is a lofty goal of yours. Don't put too much pressure on yourself, friend. Do you look forward to peeing throughout the night?

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  10. Very well written Wow! Great job.

    Sucks that we will ALL be there at some point in life. Start out in diapers, end life in them too.

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  11. One of the reasons I have never moved from the town in which my parents live is because visits mean lunch or dinner. And my in-laws rent their own apartment because our guest bed is a double-sized futon. Bwahahahahahaha!

    May it pass quickly . . .

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  12. Somewhere in the story is a moral and I'm really hoping it has to do with old men holding banana peels at waist height while looking confused.

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  13. HA ha ha! I'm with Vapid Vixen & Mandy Fish :oD

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