Saturday, April 9, 2011

I Didn't See That Coming But Then I Couldn't Stop Looking

The Grand Canyon is quite spectacular. The last time I was there was about eight years ago. I think it has been argued as one of the seven natural wonders of the world. Upon checking The Google and The Wikipedia, it seems there is some debate over the wonders of the world depending on if we are talking ancient times, engineering, modern era, underwater or clueless blondes – all are considered quite the wonder. Regardless, imagine my surprise when I encountered one of the great wonders of the world right here in my home town of Boulder, Colorado.

I was at The Med. I was trying to focus on the conversation with my party. But how does one ignore the grand canyon in all her glory(hole)? Colorado certainly does have vast wide open spaces, butt this was unexpected in what is considered a modern hip place in an urban environment. With such a large and exposed crevice gaping at the clientele, I couldn’t believe there weren’t ropes or some kind of protective fencing barricading the fluctuating crack. The surface area shifted often which caused the large expanse to widen and lengthen to startling degrees.

Although I am native to Boulder, I fell into tourist mode and had to snap a picture. I would have posed in front of the amazing wonder but I didn’t want to disturb the wildlife. Plus I was afraid I might accidentally fall in. It would take hours to find me down there.



The nice thing about it was that the bar area got pretty crowded and people were able to nestle their pint glasses in the wide crevice in lieu of table space. Of course now and then a cocktail would slide all the way down and be lost forever, butt my guess is that’s the point of the whole thing anyway.

The Med is a real crack up.

25 comments:

  1. Um, I'm speechless. Butt you said it all.

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  2. I didn't see that coming either! lol

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  3. Damn, I had a pair of jeans like that! If I didn't wear a belt I wound up showing everyone my at the ass crack of dawn.

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  4. Oh wow... Plumbers crack is so unattractive in a non-plumber situation.

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  5. That is truly quite the not-so-grand grand canyon!!
    Girl, get with it. That's for Plumbers.

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  6. So, Brett, just clarify, do men find that sexy, or not? :)

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  7. @blissed: I said a butt load.

    @eva: Everybody else sure saw it.

    @brandyrose: You are cheeky.

    @tam: I hope your crack isn't the quadruple wide this gals' was.

    @leaf: She puts plumber crack to shame.

    @lilpixi: Plumbers have morals!

    @smack: There are lots of variables. First off, a narrower crack more on the scale of a sliding debit card is acceptable. This chick's crack is holding her purse and a monkey wrench. Secondly, I don't think we need to see the whole smile. Just a tiny bit would perhaps tease a little. I think if one's best ASSet is a giant wide-ass monster crack, then perhaps one should work on one's personality.

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  8. Haaaaaaaaaa, what a perfect pic, and so eloquently explained! Thanks for starting my day with a chuckle.

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  9. Ugh...these new low-ridin' pants! I'm forever tugging them up - nobody wants to see the Crack of Dawn.

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  10. I think you should take a crack at selling postcards of your wonderous find. Boulder would thank you.

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  11. The only thing that would have made that more hilarious would have been a tramp stamp: "Exit only."

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  12. @shrinky: I cover all the difficult topics.

    @dawn: You had no choice but to pull out the crack of dawn line. Curse and a blessing for you I'm sure.

    @rainy: People either love the ass crack or can't look away, like a traffic accident. Should I send this postcard to my mom?

    @moi: "Enter With Care." Or "Slippery When Wet"

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  13. That's a bit different style than what I have noticed in recent years, usually the thong is clearly poking up above the waistline. So I guess what she's advertising that this one doesn't wear thongs.

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  14. Ewwwwwww. That's her BUTT CRACK? I think I'm gonna be sick.

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  15. Guess I am old and old fashioned-YUCK!

    So, let's picture this-she got up in the morning, checked her closet, and thought- " I am going out to try to get a guy. I think I will wear these jeans that show my butt to everyone."

    :(

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  16. I definitely think you should have grabbed a fry from your plate (maybe sans ketchup) and dropped it into the canyon to see how far it went down.

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  17. That is one nasty ass. I'd really hate to see what her face looks like.

    The sad part? Some man probably wacked off while thinking about her "continental divide"

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  18. I have never seen a double wide ass crack like that.

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  19. I'm sure in the most politically correct way you shared your viewing concerns with her.

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  20. @robert: Thongs are supposed to be buried in the butt crack. Hers would have been like a guitar string waiting to be strummed by a drunk guy with no regard for a sweet ass.

    @justLD: You could probably throw up in her crack. It's the size of a bucket.

    @alwaysbackrow: It had to be a calculated decision. She'd pull her sweater down every five minutes or so. She knew she was sporting large ass crack.

    @mel: I should have leaned close to it and yelled "echo!"

    @candice: I'm not sure if she had a face. It was impossible to notice any other part of her.

    @tam: I think it was a triple.

    @tuna: Are you crazy? I was worried about falling in! I didn't have any floatation devices on me nor did I have the means to jimmy up a rope and pulley system. So I just took a picture.

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  21. Why didn't you walk over and "accidentally" spill your beer into her canyon? What is also baffling is how people don't realize that their lower halves stick out so far.
    -Ava

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  22. You and I are kindered spirits. I also have cell phone photos of exposed asses that I have come across in restaurants and coffee shops. It is becoming a "Where's Waldo's Crack?" of sorts for Special Agent and I.

    The recent shot I had is not as good as yours, good work!

    www.alotoflayers.blogspot.com

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