A friend of mine has an interesting theory about why older women like younger men. My friend is a woman, by the way. So I think her theory has more validity than if it were coming from a man. On the other hand, this same friend has tried to convince me that there really is nothing wrong with people having sexual relations with animals. I have to admit she put up a good argument and even consulted with outside resources to make some points. But I’ve always followed my heart more than my brain and I gotta tell you that fucking a sheep just doesn’t seem right no matter how convincing my Ivy League friend is.
On the other other hand, is there some sort of level of acceptance for how much sexytimes with animals is too much and how much is okay in a freak show and/or entertaining kind of way? I’ve heard of the Donkey Shows in Mexico and there are all kinds of nasty animal porn out there. What about when my other friend’s best friend had to jack off a dog for work (so she claims it was for work)? That story wasn’t as gross as it was just damn funny. Is sex with animals supposed to be funny?
Why is this blog beginning to give me the heebie jeebies? Who came up with heebie jeebies anyway? Checking The Google. Huh. An American comic-strip cartoonist named De Beck is getting credit for coining ‘heebie jeebies’ in the first decade of the 1900s. There is a time when it would have taken hours at the library sifting through card catalogues, encyclopedias and old books to figure out what The Google just told me in about five seconds. Amazing. Like me.
Anyway, my friend that must want to have sex with animals and is therefore trying to justify the legitimacy of it; has this theory about older women. By older women, we are defining them as over thirty. She says that when a guy and a gal are dating in their teens and twenties, the guy always wants to get laid, but the gal will require there to be love involved. She wants to be loved and cherished forever before she bends over.
My friend the animal lover is in her thirties and back in the dating scene. She of course wants to be loved and cherished forever. But it isn’t necessarily a key requirement for intimacy. I’m not saying she is dropping her drawers on the first date, but she could if she wanted to, or at least she expects some lip locking if she likes the guy. But she is finding the situation has flip flopped. Now, these guys in their thirties and forties are taking things so slowly. They want to get to know her and develop a relationship before they even kiss!
My animal desiring friend is gorgeous, smart, funny and is a catch for anyone. But it seems that most of these older guys want to be loved and cherished before they round first base. What does a woman have to do to get some sexytimes? Not all women are comfortable turning to animals, so this is a serious matter!
Her theory is that women over thirty are turning to younger guys because they are the ones who still just want to get laid. And guess what? Sometimes the women just want to get laid too.
Older women and younger men just want sex. Older men and younger women want a loving relationship. Interesting theory.