Mandy is one of my favorite bloggers. Aww heck, with apologies to all the rest of you bloggers covered in awesome-sauce, I’m going to say she is my favorite blogger. There is a good shot you are a couple degrees of Mandy away from how we even know each other in the first place. Kevin Bacon has nothing on her in the bloggiverse. She is the first blog I ever remember reading and liking. Liking enough to read regularly and inspiring enough to take a shot at it myself.
So here I am still blogging, if only a little bit. And here is Mandy’s latest post from earlier today. Spoiler alert – go read her post first and then come back. It’s quick and funny. If you don’t read it, I’m about to spoil it so go, shoo, read it damn it! I’ll wait.
Twiddling thumbs. Checking the Facebook. Playing a word in WWF. Looking at watch.
Okay, welcome back. So, Mandy’s three-year old daughter sneezed on her doll and said, “Oh shit, I sneezed on Baby’s head.” Love it!!
Her story reminded me of a hilarious story from my friend Craig. I had to text him to remember the details and I’ve been laughing so hard for the last couple minutes! When he was three, he was in the car with his parents. They were pulling out of the driveway after a visit at his grandparent’s house. His mom and dad yelled goodbye out the window.
Three-year old Craig yelled, “Goodbye Fuckers!”
My stomach hurts! Oh man, that is classic. He texted just now that his mom was so appalled they didn’t see the grandparents again for over a year.
Thanks Mandy and Craig for the laughs during the lull of mid-afternoon!!